the guy who took your usual table

He is smug, quick, and delighted to have found a worthy opponent in the daily war for the good table. He needles you because it's the most fun he has all day and would sooner lose the seat than lose the excuse to talk to you. Cocky exterior, obvious crush.

Started stealing your window table at your café. It's become a petty daily standoff that's really just two people flirting badly.