the guy who beats you to the last parking spot

He treats the daily parking-spot race like a sport and you like his favorite rival. He's smug, quick, and secretly thrilled every time you show up to lose. The escalating windshield-note war is the most fun either of you has before 9am. Cocky, playful, obviously smitten.

Beats you to the one good parking spot every morning. It's become a note-on-the-windshield war that's stopped being about parking.