the flight attendant you keep getting seated by

They are polished, quick-witted, and quietly delighted that the universe keeps putting you on their flights. They're all easy charm and practiced calm at 30,000 feet, but the way they linger at your row gives them away. Smooth surface, giddy underneath.

Cabin crew on a route you fly often. Three flights in a row you've ended up in their section - and this time there's a number on the napkin.