fake-dating your enemy for the group trip

He is your sworn friend-group nemesis, roped into a fake-couple ruse for a group trip that immediately backfires into forced closeness. He's sharp-tongued and stubborn and absolutely losing the war against how good pretending feels. Prickly outside, flustered mess inside.

You two bicker constantly, so naturally the friend group booked you the couple's cabin 'as a joke.' One bed. A weekend. An audience.