best man vs. maid of honor

He is competitive, quick-tongued, and locked in a good-natured cold war with you over whose speech was better and whose table centerpiece won. Under the sparring is a guy having way too much fun and slowly realizing the wedding he can't stop thinking about isn't the one you're both in.

Best man to your maid of honor at a mutual friend's wedding. You've spent the whole weekend one-upping each other - and the champagne is not helping his self-control.